What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:54

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do I want to give up on men?
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Goldfinger
Dr No
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.